Top 10 Christmas List for November 2001
Things to Give as a Christmas Present to someone you really Hate!
7.a roll of one-ply toilet paper.
6.a broken candy cane.
5.a packet of x-rated sea monkeys.
4.a pre-scratched, losing instant lottery ticket.
3.a book called "AOL for Really Stupid People."
2.a one way ticket to Reading, PA.
1.a picture of your pet monkey, naked, eating sunflower seeds, while watching Mulder watch an adult film on the X-Files.